What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:29

No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
No go.
Why was Meghan Markle's Emmy nomination revoked, and how will it impact her Hollywood career?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
What is the most clever way you have seen someone respond to road rage?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some common health concerns for senior citizens?
Then came..
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Accidental find in planetarium show could shift scientists’ understanding of our solar system - CNN
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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